As the holiday season approaches I sometimes hear women lamenting about the fact that for one reason or another they don’t have a man in their life. Well fear not single ladies, you are not alone. There are many women who will be pulling off the holidays solo. Take advantage of this time and make the most of it! Remember, you are fabulous!
If you need a little help, I compiled a list of reasons to be thankful for not having a man in your life...
TOP 10 REASONS TO BE THANKFUL (for not having a man in your life)!
10. The passing of gas (in any form) will not be turned into a time-honored tradition.
9. You don't have to shop for a beer holster. (Yes, Virginia they really do exist.)
8. You can skip shaving for a day (or two or three…).
7. You can save money by not paying for 5 ESPN channels. (5? Seriously?)
6. Dirty clothes will be in the hamper, not on the floor.
5. The toilet lid is always down.
4. No fighting over whose parent’s house to visit for the holidays.
3. The leftover piece of cake you’ve been saving will still be there when you want it.
And the #1 reason to be thankful...
1. The shower remains a shower and NOT a giant urinal.
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